Subject: BLAGUES-L: New Emblem Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 11:10:35 -0500 (EST) From: Ice Cream The government announced yesterday that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.