Date: Fri, 09 May 2003 11:52:44 -0400 From: Processed Meat Subject: BLAGUES-L: Money changes everything Date: Thu, 02 Sep 1999 10:23:42 -0400 From: René Routhier A husband of wife were having a shower together. All of a sudden, the doorbell rings. They decide to ignore it, but it just keeps ringing and ringing. Exasperated, the wife wraps a towel around herself and goes down to answer the door. "What do you want?" she asks her neighbour, Charlie, as she opens the door. Charlie looks a little shocked to see his neighbour standing there wearing nothing but a towel. He looks her up and down and gets a silly grin on his face. "Tell you what", he says. "I'll give you a hundred dollars if you lower that towel and show me your boobs". The wife is a little taken aback, but a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars, so she agrees. She lowers her towel and shows Charlie her breasts. "Tell you what", he says. "I'll give you a hundred more dollars if you take off the towel completely and show me everything". The wife, feeling a little silly (still, two hundred dollars!) takes off the towel completely. "Tell you what", he says. "I'll give you two hundred more if you give me a blow job". The wife, hesitated for a moment, then she bends on her knees and gave him a blow job. Charlie hands over the four hundred dollars and goes back to his own house. The wife returns to the shower upstairs. "Who was at the door?" her husband asks. "It waas Charlie fom necht door", she answers while she rinces her mouth with Scope. "Oh, did he pay back the four hundred dollars he owes me?"