Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 09:47:07 -0400
From: North Point
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Good Truck


Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2001 18:18:02 -0400
From: Neal E. Menkus


A farmer who was visiting his lawyer for the purpose of making his will, 
insisted that a final request be attached to the document.  The request 
was that the family pickup truck be buried with him after he died.  His 
lawyer tried to make him see how absurd that was, but failed, so he 
asked the man's wife to use her influence with him.  She did the best 
she could, but she also failed.

"Well, John," she said finally, "tell me why you want your pickup buried 
with you?"

"Because I never have got in a hole," he said, "that the pickup couldn't 
pull me out of."