Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 14:00:30 -0500
From: Far Knee Ante
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Codes for sex


Date: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 17:28:18 +0200
From: Laurent Persidat


A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask 
each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter 
arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." The Mother was confused 
at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it 
said; "Satisfaction, to the last drop..." So, the Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a 
letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." So the 
Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges´ ad, and it said: "EXTRA LONG, KING 
SIZE." The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive 
a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When 
it did the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS." The Mother was 
concerned. She  frantically looked through all the newspapers at home 
for a British Airways ad.  She finally found one and fainted.

The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."