Date: Thu, 25 Jul 2002 18:51:10 GMT From: Brie as a Furred FROM: E.W. Smith DATE: 31 Jan 2002 13:02:36 -0700 >Greetings, All: A new one from one of my old ex-RCAF buddies. Earle Smith - Grande Prairie AB ---------------- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".