Date: Wed, 01 May 2002 00:07:45 -0400
From: The Voice
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Viagra eye drops + Couple & Policeman


[ Two jokes today, because the first one is very short. The seconde one
is a classic. Have a good day! (/jg) ]


FROM: "John Platt"
DATE:   30 Apr 2002 18:33:53 +0100 
 

Did you know that Viagra is now available as eye drops? 

It does nothing for your sex life but makes you look hard! 



FROM: "Rob Walker"
DATE:   Sun, 23 Sep 2001 23:38:31 +0100 

 
A man and his wife were driving into town and were stopped by a
policeman. 
"Do you know you were doing over the speed limit back there. I was
following you for some time", said the officer. 
"I'm sure I was only doing about 40", said the man. 
"No you weren't," piped up his wife, "You were doing at least 80 and you
know it!" 
The man looked at his wife very angrily and threateningly, then returned
to look at the officer who was taking note of what was being said. 
"Do you also realise that one of your rear lights is broken?" said the
policeman. 
"Really!?" said the man, "It must have just happened." 
"No it didn't!" shouted his wife, "I've been asking you to fix that rear
light for ages and you've just been too lazy to do anything about it!" 
The officer listened intently, but the man got very angry and started
shouting and swearing at his wife. 
The officer managed to get the man to calm down and then in a concerned
manner asked the wife, "Does your husband always speak to you in such a
violent manner?" 
"Only when he's drunk", she replied.