Date: Fri, 19 Apr 2002 18:03:51 -0400
From: Radio Neck
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Trick


Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1998 23:06:47 -0700 
From: E.W. Smith 

Hi, Jocelyn: 

Forwarded to me by my friend Simon, of Schlumberger, Calgary. 

Earle - Grande Prairie AB 
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the 
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go 
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I 
get to the driveway, I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, I 
take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I 
get undressed in the bathroom, I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes 
up and yells at me for staying out so late." 

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the 
wrong approach.  I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up 
the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands 
on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a little?' 

She pretends that she's asleep."