Date: Tue, 22 Jan 2002 02:44:21 GMT
From: On Lingo Cedar
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Private Part


From: "rhett" 
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 12:17:00 -0700


          A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to 
  examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or 
  cremated.  As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about 
  to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest 
  private part he had ever seen! 

          "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician," But I can't send 
  you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. 
  It has to be saved for posterity." 

          And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead 
  man's schlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. 

          The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to 
  show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase. 

          "Oh my God!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"