Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 10:11:10 -0400 From: The Incredible Hull Subject: BLAGUES-L: Personality test Date: Mon, 31 Aug 98 11:42:42 From: "un.rockcoeur" Original From: The Funny Bone : Aug.23,1998 =========================================================================== Personality Test =========================================================================== To determine YOUR personality. Check the gift you'd most like to get. 1. Candy 3. A sweet poem 5. Dinner/Dancing 2. Flowers 4. Sex 6. Waffle iron =========================================================================== If you answered... ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( 1. CANDY, It means that... /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ jgs (_K_) (_I_) (_S_) (_S_) (_E_) (_S_) You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share... OR You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over every- thing even true love. 2. FLOWERS, It means that... .-=.-~, /{,_;--'}, You love the beauty of nature, | .=~`|//| the scent of flowers and | / ; \ | __, appreciate this timeless || | | | .' \/\ romantic gesture... |\| | | |\ / \ /_| \ | | /|'/ / | \ /_ | OR You get some twisted joy ,_ `\ \/|/ / /` \ /__/ out of watching vegetation /\/`'. `\ `./.'/\ /.--' wither and die. |_\ / \ '. /|\/| // | _\ / | | | \ \/// .""'-. 3. A SWEET POEM, means that... \__\ / .'/| | `)`/__//_/_/_\ '--.\ /\/_| |} /.---. \ \ \ / You're a hopeless romantic, a \\ |\/_/| | //` `'...-' cultured person who recognizes .-""'. \\\/ /{| |// the power and beauty of the /_\_\_\\__\`(` | / written word... \ / / / .---.\ | | '-..,'` `\\ | |} OR You're used to cheap gifts jgs \\| | and like to pass yourself \ | off as a cultured person | | who recognizes the power {| | 4. SEX, and beauty of the written | | means that... word. | | | |} You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who | | is not afraid to express your sexuality with |/ another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and 5. DINNER/DANCING, beautiful... It means that... OR You're a filthy degenerate who is no You enjoy the company better than a rutting animal living of that special some- solely for one carnal experience after one and the romantic another. setting of fine cuisine ,@@@@@@, and candlelight... ,@@@@@""@@, ( _ _ , @@@@@ 6.6\@ :\ ( \/ ) OR You're easy to please and {{^\@@@C _-_)@ : \ \ / probably willing to sell {{:\\@@@) (@@' : \ \/ (\/) your body for food and a {{::\\ / \---.:.__\_ \/ few quick turns around the \`::\( , \---:---._) dance floor. `"`"; \ \|_.-;====I======{> 6. WAFFLE IRON, It means that... (\/) | `"/ : / \/ // \/ : / You're a practical person who \\_ \ :/ believes in gifts that you can \ \ | ( actually use... ) ) ) / / / OR You have absolutely no idea of / / /_ jgs what gift-giving is all about (_(____) and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances.