Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 10:11:10 -0400
From: The Incredible Hull
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Personality test
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 98 11:42:42
From: "un.rockcoeur"
Original From: The Funny Bone : Aug.23,1998
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Personality Test
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To determine YOUR personality. Check the gift you'd most like to get.
1. Candy 3. A sweet poem 5. Dinner/Dancing
2. Flowers 4. Sex 6. Waffle iron
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If you answered... ) ( ( ) ( )
( ) ) ( ) (
1. CANDY, It means that... /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\
jgs (_K_) (_I_) (_S_) (_S_) (_E_) (_S_)
You are a sweet person who
enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share...
OR You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over every-
thing even true love.
2. FLOWERS, It means that...
.-=.-~,
/{,_;--'}, You love the beauty of nature,
| .=~`|//| the scent of flowers and
| / ; \ | __, appreciate this timeless
|| | | | .' \/\ romantic gesture...
|\| | | |\ / \ /_|
\ | | /|'/ / | \ /_ | OR You get some twisted joy
,_ `\ \/|/ / /` \ /__/ out of watching vegetation
/\/`'. `\ `./.'/\ /.--' wither and die.
|_\ / \ '. /|\/| //
| _\ / | | | \ \/// .""'-. 3. A SWEET POEM, means that...
\__\ / .'/| | `)`/__//_/_/_\
'--.\ /\/_| |} /.---. \ \ \ / You're a hopeless romantic, a
\\ |\/_/| | //` `'...-' cultured person who recognizes
.-""'. \\\/ /{| |// the power and beauty of the
/_\_\_\\__\`(` | / written word...
\ / / / .---.\ | |
'-..,'` `\\ | |} OR You're used to cheap gifts
jgs \\| | and like to pass yourself
\ | off as a cultured person
| | who recognizes the power
{| | 4. SEX, and beauty of the written
| | means that... word.
| |
| |} You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who
| | is not afraid to express your sexuality with
|/ another consenting adult and feel that the
physical side of love can be meaningful and
5. DINNER/DANCING, beautiful...
It means that...
OR You're a filthy degenerate who is no
You enjoy the company better than a rutting animal living
of that special some- solely for one carnal experience after
one and the romantic another.
setting of fine cuisine ,@@@@@@,
and candlelight... ,@@@@@""@@, ( _ _
, @@@@@ 6.6\@ :\ ( \/ )
OR You're easy to please and {{^\@@@C _-_)@ : \ \ /
probably willing to sell {{:\\@@@) (@@' : \ \/ (\/)
your body for food and a {{::\\ / \---.:.__\_ \/
few quick turns around the \`::\( , \---:---._)
dance floor. `"`"; \ \|_.-;====I======{>
6. WAFFLE IRON, It means that... (\/) | `"/ : /
\/ // \/ : /
You're a practical person who \\_ \ :/
believes in gifts that you can \ \ | (
actually use... ) ) )
/ / /
OR You have absolutely no idea of / / /_ jgs
what gift-giving is all about (_(____)
and probably have some sort of
deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances.