Date: Tue, 25 Jun 2002 22:39:48 -0400
From: Recurring Dream
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Labels


Date: Sat, 07 Nov 98 22:36:40
From: "jean.paul"


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            Actual Label Instructions As Found On Consumer Goods:
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 *On a bag of Fritos:
       You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  Details inside
bag.

 *On a bar of Dial soap:
       Directions:  Use like regular soap.

 *Some Swann frozen dinners:
       Serving suggestion: Defrost first.

 *On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
       Fits one head.

 *On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
        (Printed on the bottom of the box)..:  Do not turn upside down

 *On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
       Product will become hot after heating

 *On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
       Do not iron clothes on body

 *On Boot's "Children's" Cough Medicine
       Do not drive a car or operate machinery of any type

 *On Nytol (a sleep aid):
       Warning: may cause drowsiness

 *On a Korean kitchen knife:
       Warning. Keep out of children

 *On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
       For indoor or outdoor use only.

 *On a Japanese food processor:
       Not to be used for the other use

 *On Sainsbury's Peanuts
       Warning: This product contains nuts

 *On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
       Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

 *On a Swedish chainsaw:
       Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

 *On Sears hair dryer:
       Do not use while sleeping.

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Re-Posted by: "jean.paul" -and- Dr. Tanaka (Alaska)             
Nov_1998
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