Date: Wed, 13 Mar 2002 20:00:11 GMT
From: Car Parts, Bottles and Cutlery
Subject: BLAGUES-L: How to achieve more than 100%


From: Christian Lortie
From: Matthew Lawrusik 
Sent: Wednesday, October 03, 2001 7:17 PM 


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. 

Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. 

First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the 
future.  How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?  Begin by noting the 
following. 

IF: 
A = 1 
B = 2 
C = 3 
D = 4 
E = 5 
F = 6 
G = 7 
H = 8 
I = 9 
J = 10 
K = 11 
L = 12 
M = 13 
N = 14 
O = 15 
P = 16 
Q = 17 
R = 18 
S = 19 
T = 20 
U = 21 
V = 22 
W = 23 
X = 24 
Y = 25 
Z = 26 

Then: 
H A R D W O R K = 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98% 

Similarly:
K N O W L E D G E = 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96% 

But interesting (and as you'd expect):
A T T I T U D E = 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE. 

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE):
B U L L S H I T = 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management,
and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!