Date: Tue, 07 May 2002 12:56:38 -0400 From: A Thousand Miles Subject: BLAGUES-L: How do people call you? Date: Wed, 25 Nov 1998 08:46:25 -0500 From: Patrick Drouin From: Debbie Tremblay Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'." The third says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence.'" The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, and the first three give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is 6'2"... he has plenty of money... broad square shoulders... terribly handsome... dresses very well... tight muscular body... tight hard buns... and a very nice bulge... and whenever he walks into a room...women gasp, 'Oh, my God...'."