Date: Thu, 22 Aug 2002 10:12:18 -0400
From: Drum a Dairy
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Heart Attack


Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1999 11:42:06 +0200
From: Frederique Bouchery


A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom.  He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his
4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy, Daddy, Uncle Ted's hiding in
your closet and he's got no clothes on !"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past
his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet
floor.

"You bastard!" shouts the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack and
you're running around naked scaring the kids!"