Date: Wed, 6 Mar 2002 14:20:56 GMT From: You can't be serious... Subject: BLAGUES-L: Guys Date: Wed, 9 Jun 1999 09:17:00 -0400 From: Dominique Babin Why It's Great To Be A Guy... -- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. -- Your orgasms are real. Always. -- Your last name stays put. -- The garage is all yours. -- Wedding plans take care of themselves. -- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. -- Chocolate is just another snack. -- You can be president. -- You can wear a white shirt to a water park. -- Foreplay is optional. -- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. -- Car mechanics tell you the truth. -- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. -- The world is your urinal. -- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. -- You never have to drive to another gas station ecause this one's just too icky. -- Same work... more pay. -- Wrinkles add character. -- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. -- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. -- If you retain water, it's in a canteen. -- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. -- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. -- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. -- Porn movies are designed with you in mind. -- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. -- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" -- One mood, all the time.