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Date: Wed, 6 Mar 2002 14:20:56 GMT
From: You can't be serious...
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Guys


Date: Wed, 9 Jun 1999 09:17:00 -0400
From: Dominique Babin


Why It's Great To Be A Guy...

-- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
-- Your orgasms are real.  Always.
-- Your last name stays put.
-- The garage is all yours.
-- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
-- Chocolate is just another snack.
-- You can be president.
-- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
-- Foreplay is optional.
-- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
-- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
-- The world is your urinal.
-- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
-- You never have to drive to another gas station ecause this one's just too icky.
-- Same work... more pay.
-- Wrinkles add character.
-- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
-- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
-- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
-- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
-- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-- Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
-- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
-- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
-- One mood, all the time.



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