Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 19:47:00 -0500
From: Large River
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Canadian Beer


Date: 29 Oct 2002 21:58:30 -0500
From: Roger Fortin


Canadian Joke


   After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer.

   The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the 
world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the 
shelf and gives it to him.

   The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, 
give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

   The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky 
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

   The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."

   The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. 
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you 
drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if 
you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."