Date: Mon, 09 Dec 2002 11:19:09 -0500
From: Almost There
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Blonde willing to do anything


From: Helene Jutras
Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 17:09:36 -0500


A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her 
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: 
"But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my 
mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next 
room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said.
She did.
"Now get on your knees."
She did.
"Now take down my zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead ... take it out ..."
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well, go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer... and while holding it close 
to her lips tentatively said...
"Hello, Mom can you hear me?"