Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 19:20:53 -0400
From: The Devil Nose
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Blind...


Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 13:14:25 -0800
From: Michel Festou


A blind man is walking down the street with his Seeing Eye dog one day.
They come to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the high volume
of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into
the thick of the traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and
horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair
down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on
the other side of the street and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his
coat pocket which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his
amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding
your dog with a cookie?  He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out
where his head is, so I can kick his ass."