Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 10:21:36 -0400 From: Tarzan versus IBM Subject: BLAGUES-L: Actual Notices Date: Sat, 12 Sep 98 13:46:41 From: "un.rockcoeur" ========================================================================== Hilarious...ACTUAL NOTICES! ========================================================================== An airline ticket office in Copenhagen reminds you: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. A sign on a clothing store in Brussels read: COME INSIDE AND HAVE A FIT. This notice was posted on a Rumanian hotel elevator: THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAYS. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE. The room service in a Lisbon hotel tells you: IF YOU WISH FOR BREAKFAST, LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND ASK FOR ROOM SERVICE. THIS WILL BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BRING YOUR FOOD UP. A sign at Budapest's zoo requests: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. Some German hospitals now display the sign: NO CHILDREN ALLOWED IN THE MATERNITY WARDS.