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Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 10:21:36 -0400
From: Tarzan versus IBM
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Actual Notices


Date: Sat, 12 Sep 98 13:46:41
From: "un.rockcoeur"


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                         Hilarious...ACTUAL NOTICES!
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 An airline ticket office in Copenhagen reminds you:
     WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

 A sign on a clothing store in Brussels read:
     COME INSIDE AND HAVE A FIT.

 This notice was posted on a Rumanian hotel elevator:
     THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAYS. DURING THAT TIME WE
REGRET
     THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.

 The room service in a Lisbon hotel tells you:
     IF YOU WISH FOR BREAKFAST, LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND ASK FOR ROOM
     SERVICE. THIS WILL BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BRING YOUR FOOD UP.

 A sign at Budapest's zoo requests:
     PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE
IT
     TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

 Some German hospitals now display the sign:
     NO CHILDREN ALLOWED IN THE MATERNITY WARDS.



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