Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 19:09:20 -0400
From: Phil Ipeen
Subject: BLAGUES-L: A Blonde in Winter


FROM: E.W. Smith
DATE: 31 Jan 2002 21:14:57 -0700 

From friend John Olafson, of Prince George BC.  Enjoy. 

Earle Smith - Grande Prairie AB 
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                             A Blonde in Winter 
 
 
Norman and his blonde wife live in Prince George.  One winter morning 
while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say,  "We are 
going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car 
on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get 
through." 
 
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. 
 
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer 
says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park 
your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow 
can get through." 
 
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. 
 
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer 
says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park.
.", then the electric power goes out. 
 
Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." 

Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"