Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2001 22:03:24 -0400 (EDT)
From: Bet on Paris
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The gorgeous redhead


Date: Mon, 14 May 2001 21:22:14 -0600
From: E.W. Smith
From: "John and Peggy Olafson"

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since
he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards him.  He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back. "Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman
invites him to the theater, followed by drinks.  After paying for
everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a
nightcap... and stay for breakfast.  The next morning, she cooks a
gourmet meal with all the trimmings.  The guy is amazed!!!

Everything had been incredible!  "You know," he said, "you are the
perfect woman.  Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."