Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 11:55:47 -0500 (EST) From: The Hamster and the Cobra Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Right Bras Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1998 20:10:08 -0700 From: E.W. Smith Jocelyn: Another from my editor friend Rob of Ottawa. Earle Smith - Grande Prairie AB ------------------------------ A man walked into the ladies department of a large department store chain. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquired the man, "There is more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused, the man asked "What is the difference?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.