Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2001 14:22:51 -0500 (EST)
From: The Last Domino
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Makeover


Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1998 12:39:57 -0500
From: Philippe Reid
From: Giuseppe Fortino


A seventy year old man is over head and ears in love with a twenty year
old girl.  But it isn't mutual.

Granny decides to do something about it: fitness, plastic surgery,
everything's done to make him look more youthful.  And with success, a
couple of months later he walks out of the church a married man, holding
the hand of his beautiful bride.

Great is his anger when at that time a bus runs over him and kills him.

Furious he walks up to the angel Gabriel at the gate of heaven and says:
'How can you do this to me now that I've finally got what I wanted!'
Gabriel laughs painfully and says: 'Sorry man but I just didn't
recognize you.'