Received: Tue, 26 Jun 2001 17:40:48 -0400  
From:  Financial Distract 
Subject:  BLAGUES-L: Send more money 

 
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 98 11:42:39 
From: "un rockcoeur" 
 
 
 
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                             SEND MORE MONEY.....
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              _        A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3
            ,/A\,        way through the semester, he has foolishly
          .//`_`\\,        squandered what money his parents gave him.
        ,//`____-`\\,
      ,//`[_FIDO_]`\\,        "Hmmmm," he wonders, "How am I gonna get
    ,//`=  ==  __-  _`\\,       more dough?"  Then he gets an idea.
   //|__=  __- == _  __|\\        He calls his father.
   ` |  __ .-----.  _  | `
     | - _/       \-   |      "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the
     |__  | .-"-. | __=|      wonders that modern education are coming
     |  _=|/)   (\|    |      up with!  Why, they actually
     |-__ (/ a a \) -__|      have a program here that        .-"-.
jgs  |___ /`\_Y_/`\____|      will teach Fido how to         /|6 6|\
                \)8===8(/     talk!"                        {/(_0_)\}
                                                             _/=o=\_
 "That's absolutely amazing!" his father says.          jgs (/ /^\ \)-'
 "How do I get him in that program?"                         ""' '""

 "Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get him into
 the course."

 So, his father sends the dog and the $1000.  About 2/3 way through the
 semester, the money runs out.  The boy calls his father again.

 "So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks.  "Awesome, dad, he's talk-
 ing up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've
 had such good results with this program, that they've implemented a new
 one to teach the animals to READ!"

 "READ!?" says his father, "No kidding!  What do I have to do to get him
 in that program?"

 "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." So his father sends the
 money.  At the end of the semester, the boy has a problem.  When he
 gets home, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor
 read.  So he shoots the dog.  When he gets home, his father is all
 excited.

 "Where's Fido?  I just can't wait to hear him talk and listen to him
 read something!"

 "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news.  This morning when I got
 out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the
 recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does.  Then he
 turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin" around with
 that little redhead who lives on Oak Street?' "

 The father says, "Oh, shit; I hope you SHOT that lyin' son of a bitch!"


 "Sure did Dad!"

 "That's my boy!"



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                   U/D-Loaded by: un.rockcoeur@....
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 Original From: jokemaster@.... (The Funny Bone : Aug.23,1998 )
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