Date: Wed, 23 May 2001 13:46:24 -0400
From: Parlons Parler
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Quotes


Date: Fri, 04 May 2001 15:40:11 -0400
From: Helene Jutras

Crazy?  Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself
is crazy.  I'll tell you what crazy is.  Crazy is walking down the
street with half a cantalope on your head, saying 'I'm a hampster, I'm a
hampster'.  Now that's crazy.

Agent WD-40, in Spy Hard

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By one estimate, the average American spends 1,600 hours a year either
driving or earning the money to support a car, and drives an average of
6,000 miles a year.  That works out to about 4 miles traveled per hour
spent -- the equivalent of a normal walking pace.

Edward Tenner - Why Things Bite Back

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"Why not?" "Yeah."

The last words of Timothy Leary, who dropped out due to cancer, at age
75.

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"You go to heaven... God sneezes... What do you say ?"

Peter Houppermans

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Trying to have sex at my age is like trying to play pool with a rope.

George Burns

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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

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There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
streets?

Dick Cavett

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Speed does not kill. Stopping very quickly kills.

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.  Therefore, all
progress depends on the unreasonable man.

George Bernard Shaw