Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 08:11:59 -0500 (Est)
From: Fly a Way
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Jewish pilot and Chinese co-pilot


[ This one, sadly, makes me think of some people I've known...  (/jg) ]


Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 09:11:09 +0100
From: Jean-Louis Berra
Subject: Flying story...




The pilot was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Chinese.  It was the first
time they had flown together.

After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke.  He said, "I don't like
Chinese."

The co-pilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese?  WHY is that?"

The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. THAT'S why I don't like
Chinese !"

The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah.
That JAPANESE, not Chinese !"

And the pilot answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't
matter. They're ALL ALIKE."

Another 30 minutes of silence.

Finally the co-pilot said, "No like Jew."

The pilot replied, "Why not? WHY don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

The pilot tried to correct him, "NO, NO !! The JEWS didn't sink the
Titanic. It was an ICEBERG !"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. ALL SAME !!"