Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 15:31:09 -0500 (Est) From: Moto Bag Subject: BLAGUES-L: Gems of wisdom Date: Mon, 22 Jun 98 11:30:36 From: jean.paul (Montreal) & Dr.Tanaka (Alaska) Save the Whales, Collect the Whole Set Smoking is one of the leading causes of Statistics God must love the Common Man, He made so many of them Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way I went into the General Store, and they would not sell me anything 'specific' Sanity Calms, but Insanity is more interesting It may be bad manners to speak with your mouth full, but it is not good to speak with an empty head either We don't have any enemies.....! It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us Art is anything you can get away with There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes I see your point... and raise you a line The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears There is an old custom amongst my people... when a woman saves a man's life... He is grateful Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense Insanity is Hereditary. You get it from your kids! Kiss your worst enemy when he wants to kill you. Kill him when he wants to love you.... Lies are true for the liers Children pull out their tongues Adults fight, governments start war... Hate is a true way to avoid danger Love is a true way to get in it Find a strong ally and you are strong Stand alone and die No one, no one can eat fifty eggs In order to be old and wise you need to be young and stupid There's someone in my head and its not me "If the pen is mightier then the sword, then why can't we fix our problems with just writing?" There is no gravity, the Earth just sucks "That's the funny thing about memory. We are not who we say we are. We are how other people percieve us to be, they project on us their convictions of ourselves. We are nothing but blank screens" -- Trevor Goodchild, Aeon Flux, Written by Peter Chung "Reality is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes." -- My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult