Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 15:31:09 -0500 (Est)
From: Moto Bag
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Gems of wisdom


Date: Mon, 22 Jun 98 11:30:36
From: jean.paul (Montreal) & Dr.Tanaka (Alaska)



Save the Whales, Collect the Whole Set

Smoking is one of the leading causes of Statistics

God must love the Common Man, He made so many of them

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance

Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it

If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way

I went into the General Store, and they would not sell me anything
'specific'

Sanity Calms, but Insanity is more interesting

It may be bad manners to speak with your mouth full,
but it is not good to speak with an empty head either

We don't have any enemies.....!
It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us

Art is anything you can get away with

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes

I see your point... and raise you a line

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears

There is an old custom amongst my people... when a woman saves a man's life...
He is grateful

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

Insanity is Hereditary. You get it from your kids!

Kiss your worst enemy when he wants to kill you.
Kill him when he wants to love you....

Lies are true for the liers

Children pull out their tongues
Adults fight, governments start war...

Hate is a true way to avoid danger
Love is a true way to get in it

Find a strong ally and you are strong
Stand alone and die

No one, no one can eat fifty eggs

In order to be old and wise you need to be young and stupid

There's someone in my head and its not me

"If the pen is mightier then the sword,
 then why can't we fix our problems with just writing?"

There is no gravity, the Earth just sucks

"That's the funny thing about memory. We are not who we say we are.
 We are how other people percieve us to be, they project on us their
 convictions of ourselves. We are nothing but blank screens"
              -- Trevor Goodchild, Aeon Flux, Written by Peter Chung

"Reality is the only word in the language that should
 always be used in quotes."
                 -- My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult