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Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2001 10:04:42 -0400
From: Did you lie?
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Fluffy


Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1998 09:23:48 -0400 
From: Philippe Reid 
From: Giuseppe Fortino 


   This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the 
neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.  The rabbit is dead and the guy 
panics.  He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he 
takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, 
blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the 
neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes. 

   A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you 
hear that Fluffy died?"  The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. 
um.. what happened?".  The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in 
his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried 
him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put 
him back into the cage.  There must be some real sick people out there!" 



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