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Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 07:41:05 -0400 (EDT)
From: Happy Birthday To ME!
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Blonde Entrepreneur


From: Laurent Persidat
Date: Tue, 17 Jul 2001 15:57:45 +0200 (CEST)


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as 
a 'handy-woman,' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do 
neighborhood. 

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner
if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 
 
"Well, you can paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge 
me?" 
 
The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" 
 
The man agreed, and told her that the paint and other materials that 
she might need were in the garage. 
 
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to 
her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all 
the way around the house and is over 400 meters long?" 
 
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it. Do you think
she's dumb?" 
 
"No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde' 
joke e-mails we've been receiving". 
 
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 
 
"You're finished already?" the husband asked. 
 
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it 
two coats". 
 
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00. 
 
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." 



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