Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2000 02:53:42 -0500 (EST)
From: Miss Daviles
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Ze spring time


Date: Sat, 14 Feb 1998 04:53:37 EST
From: Day Colores


An elderly French man was slowly walking down the countryside, admiring
the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple,
naked, making love in a field. 

Getting over his initial shock he said to himself,
"Ah ze young love  ...ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers. c'est
magnifique !!",
and continued to watch remembering good times.

Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said,
"Mais... Sacre bleu!! Ze woman - she is dead!!",
and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell
Albert, the police chief.

He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted,
"Albert...Albert zere is zis man zis woman ... naked in farmer
Gaston's field making love".

The police chief smiled and said; "Come come Henri you are not so
old remember ze young love, ze spring time ze air ze flowers  Ah,
L'amour! Zis is okay."

"Mais non! You do not understand ze woman she is dead!!"

Hearing this Albert leapt out from his seat and rushed out of the
station, and the police car being serviced, he ran down to the
field, confirmed Henri's story, and ran all the way back non-stop
to call the doctor:

"Pierre, Pierre, ... this is Albert I was in Gaston's field zere
is a young couple naked 'aving sex "

To which Pierre replied,
"Albert, I am a man of science.  You must remember, it is spring
ze air ze flowers. Ah, L'amour! Zis is very natural"

Albert, still out of breath grasped in reply,

"NON, you do not understand ze woman, she is dead!"

Hearing this Pierre shouted, "Mon dieu!", grabbed his black
medicine bag, stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other
tools and jumped in the car and drove like a madman down to
Gaston's field.

Upon getting there he gave the couple a full medical exam and
drove back to Henri and  Albert, who were waiting at the station.

He got there, went inside, and smiled patiently at the two
Frenchmen and said, "Ah, mes amis, do not worry.  Ze woman, she
is not dead.  She is English."