Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2000 09:58:55 -0400 (EDT)
From: Father Tiresias
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Virus Mutations


Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 12:37:19 -0700
From: Jane Johnston


Reports are coming in that the "I LOVE YOU VIRUS" is mutating into several
stages.  Experience has shown that the original virus has now degenerated
into the

"I like you a lot" virus

Next stages are expected to be: 

The "Let's just be good friends" virus

The "It's not you, it's me" virus

The "Hey, it was just a date... don't get clingy" virus

The "Okay, I think it's best if we don't have anymore contact" virus

The "It was late, we were both drunk" virus

The "Stop calling me, I really don't want to talk to you" virus

The "Look - why don't you just f**k off" virus

The "I'm getting a restraining order" virus.