Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2000 07:35:32 -0400 (EDT)
From: Bless Bliss
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Three Types


From: Simon Lewis
Date: Mon, 04 May 1998 03:00:00 -0500
From: CircleJoke

A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the 
sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk

"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"

"There are three types." replies the clerk "The Catholic type, the Salvation 
Army type, and the Baptist type.  Which one do you need?"

Still confused the man ask "What is the difference in them?"

The clerk responds "It is really very easy.  The Catholic type supports the 
masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the Baptist type 
makes mountains out of mole hills."