Date: Mon, 10 Apr 2000 10:10:35 -0400 (EDT) From: Laugh in Stock Subject: BLAGUES-L: Things to ponder and agree with Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2000 13:45:22 -0600 From: Earle W. Smith And yet another from friend Basil, of Edmonton AB. Enjoy. Earle - Grande Prairie AB -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MYTH: A female moth. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.