Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 14:09:26 -0500 (EST)
From: Eye M Back
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Banker and the Stripper


Date: Sun, 15 Feb 1998 10:18:57 +0000
From: Simon Lewis
From: CircleJoke


"So the other day, my friends and I went to this "Gentlemans' Club." One
of my buddies wanted to impress us, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The
"dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on her
butt. 

Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl
back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek. 

Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out
my wallet, thought for a minute.....then the banker in me took over... 

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and
headed for the door."