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Date: Wed, 23 Aug 2000 16:50:13 -0400 (EDT)
From: Stan Munt
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Tendjewberrymud


Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1998 11:33:38 -0400
From: Philippe Reid
From: Eric Paquin 
From: Louise Murphy
   
   Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension).
   
   "Tendjewberrymud"
   
   Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while
   after reading this. It was nominated "best email of 1997".
   
   The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
   and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published
   in the Far East Economic Review.....
   
   
   Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
   
   Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
   
   RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
   
   G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
   
   RS: "Ow July den?"
   
   G: "What??"
   
   RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
   
   G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
   
   RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
   
   G: "Crisp will be fine."
   
   RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
   
   G: "What?"
   
   RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
   
   G: "I don't think so"
   
   RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
   
   G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
   toes 'means."
   
   RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
   mopping we bother?"
   
   G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,an
   English muffin will be fine."
   
   RS: "We bother?"
   
   G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
   
   RS: "Wad?"
   
   G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
   
   RS: "Copy?"
   
   G: "Sorry?"
   
   RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
   
   G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
   
   RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
   crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
   and copy....rye??"
   
   G: "Whatever you say"
   
   RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
   
   G : "You're welcome"



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