Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 18:43:05 -0500 (EST)
From: Richard Fast
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Nuns



Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 14:30:59 -0500
From: René Gemme

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, 
"I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I
found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash."

The second nun said, 
"Well, I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry
and I found a bunch of condoms."

"Oh my," gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them," she replied.

The third nun said, "Oh shit."