Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2000 08:48:01 -0500 (EST) From: Stock Notwell Subject: BLAGUES-L: Honesty and Golf Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 18:10:36 +0100 From: Simon Lewis From: CircleJoke Subject: Honesty and... Golf??? A couple met at Myrtle Beach and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their vacations were over. "It's only fair to warn you Linda." he said. "I'm a golf nut. I live... eat... sleep... and breathe golf." "Well..." Linda said, "since you're being honest, so will I. I'm a hooker." "I see." he said pensively. Then, he smiled and said.... "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."