Date: Mon, 4 Sep 2000 11:16:53 -0400 (EDT) From: Labor Day Subject: BLAGUES-L: Ghost story Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 18:27:23 +0100 From: Arnaud Fauli At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked : "Who here have ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up. "Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up. There's a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that's pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh..., been *intimate* with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had *sexual* contact with a ghost?" The fellow suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, sorry,... I thought you said *goat*!"