Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2000 10:03:43 -0500 (EST)
From: Wall Avenue
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Baby Planes


Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 09:19:19 +0000
From: Simon Lewis
From: Circle Joke Mailing List

A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to
Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?" 

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess. 

So the boy asked the stewardess , "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" 

The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" 

He said that she had. So she said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always
pulls out on time."