Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000 14:32:46 -0400 (EDT)
From: Nor Tell
Subject: BLAGUES-L: At The Zoo


From: Simon Lewis
Date: Wed, 08 Jul 1998 16:21:27 -0500
From: CircleJoke

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.  Within a few
weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in
heat.

What to do?  There was no male of this species available. 

While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike,
the janitor responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.  Now Mike, it was
rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very
bright.  So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. 
Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla.  So he was
approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the
gorilla-for five hundred bucks?  Mike replied that he might be interested,
but would have to think the matter over.

The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't want to have to
kiss her,^Ô and "Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may
result from this union."  The zoo administration quickly acceded to these
conditions, but what could be the third?  "Well," said Mike, "You've gotta
give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."