Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1999 22:53:47 -0400 (EDT) From: Kernel Sanders Subject: BLAGUES-L: Ventriloquist Cowboy Date: Tue, 14 Oct 1997 10:37:21 -0400 From: Philippe Reid From: Michel Duclos From: Sylvain Loranger A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun... Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' alright." Indian:Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" Dog: "Yep" Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" Horse: "Yep" Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Indian: Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep Lie."