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Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1999 22:53:47 -0400 (EDT)
From: Kernel Sanders
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Ventriloquist Cowboy

Date: Tue, 14 Oct 1997 10:37:21 -0400
From: Philippe Reid
From: Michel Duclos 
From: Sylvain Loranger


A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian
sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun...

Cowboy:  "Hey, cool dog.  Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian:  "Dog no talk."
Cowboy:  "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog:     "Doin' alright."
Indian:  
Cowboy:  "Is this Indian your owner?" 
Dog:     "Yep"
Cowboy:  "How does he treat you?"
Dog:     "Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian:  
Cowboy:  "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian:  "Horse no talk."
Cowboy:  "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse:   "Cool."
Indian:  
Cowboy:  "Is this your owner?" 
Horse:   "Yep"
Cowboy:  "How's he treat you?"
Horse:   "Pretty good, thanks for asking.  He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect
me from the elements."
Indian:  
Cowboy:  "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian:  "Sheep Lie."



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