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Date: Thu, 7 Oct 1999 16:17:24 -0400 (EDT)
From: Nine Inch Whales
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The confessions

Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 12:06:02 -0500 (EST)
From: Marie-Helene Vezina
From: Francois Pominville

  
 Three men are outside the priest's confessional area talking about their
 sins while waiting for the priest to finish. One admits to beating his
 wife up; the second admits to gambling his wages away and the third admits
 to committing adultery with a woman from the parish. 
 
 The adulterer goes into the box and admits to his sin but refuses to name
 who he had committed adultery with. The priest asks him, "Was it Mrs.
 Richards?" "No father," came the reply "and I cannot tell you who it was."
 "Was it Mrs. Brown?" "No father." 
 
 The priest then told the man that he was going to get one more chance to
 confess properly and if not he would be excommunicated for 2 weeks. "Was
 it Mrs. Maclanahan?" asked the priest. "No father." "That's it," said the
 priest. "You're excommunicated for two weeks." 
 
 The man left the cubicle with a big smile on his face. 
 
 "How did it go?" asked the other two. "Great," he said. "I got two weeks
 off and three good leads!"



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