Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 08:29:21 -0500 (EST)
From: Millenium Blonde
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Blonde and the Y2K Bug

From: René Routhier
> Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 09:35:40 -0500
> From: Jean Paul Servant

 
Memo from a Blonde Y2K Programmer:
 
I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions, because to be honest,
none of the panic surrounding this "Y" to "K" date problem makes any sense
to me.  My assignment has been completed on time, and way under budget. 
 
At any rate, I have finished converting the source code in all the
company's programs so that they are ready for year 2000 and the following
new months: 
 
           Januark
           Februark
           Mak
           Julk

   and days:

           Mondak
           Tuesdak
           Wednesdak
           Thursdak
           Fridak
           Saturdak
           Sundak
 
Years were a breeze, since they are only spelled out in the Legal
department's applications, and won't be effected until two thousand and
twentk anyway.