Date: Wed, 17 Nov 1999 10:44:20 -0500 (EST)
From: Oh Be One
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Bat

"If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry
Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John." (taken from the
'Marriage Names' page at
http://www.geocities.com/~funny-farm/h_marriage.html) 


Date: Fri, 31 Oct 1997 09:25:36 -0500
From: Philippe Reid
From: Darrell & Sherry Hamilton


 A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and
parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep.  Soon all the other
bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.  He
told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until
he finally gave in. "OK, follow me."  He flew out of the cave with
hundreds of bats behind him.  Down through a valley they went, across a
river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other
bats excitedly milled around him. 
 
 "Do you see that tree over there?"  "YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all
screamed in a frenzy. 
 
 "Well  I didn't!"