Date: Thu, 19 Aug 1999 16:37:08 -0400 (EDT) From: Say Tan Subject: BLAGUES-L: Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The 90's Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 12:14:53 -0400 From: Johanne Trottier From: Eric Paquin Subject: JOTD - Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The 90's From: Marie Lawlor ********************** Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The 90's: 1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played patience with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask "Do you fancy going down the pub?" and they reply "Yeah, give me five minutes". 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa / Ireland / Manx etc. , but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. 6. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. 7. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 8. You consider Royal Mail painfully slow. 9. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes. 10. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person 11. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 12. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line