Date: Mon, 9 Aug 1999 16:51:51 -0400 (EDT)
From: Random Kingdom
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Haircut

Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 10:25:50 -0400
From: Philippe Reid
 From: Eric Paquin
 From Fiona McDonagh...
 
 
  Haircuts -- The difference between men and women
 
      Women's version:
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      Woman2:  Oh!   You got a haircut!  That's so cute!
 
      Woman1:  Do you think so?  I wasn't sure when she  gave
               me the mirror.  I mean, you don't think it's too
               fluffy looking?
 
      Woman2:  Oh God no!  No, it's perfect.  I'd love to get my hair cut
               like that, but I think my face is too wide.  I'm pretty much
               stuck with this stuff I think.
 
      Woman1:  Are you serious?  I think your face is adorable.  And you
               could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so
               cute I think.  I was actually going to do that except that I
               was afraid it would accent my long neck.
 
      Woman2:  Oh - that's funny!  I would love to have your neck! Anything
               to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a
               shoulder line.
 
      Woman1:  Are you kidding?  I know girls that would love to have
               your shoulders.  Everything drapes so well on you.  I mean,
               look at my arms
               - see how short they are?  If I had your shoulders I could
               get clothes to fit me so much easier.
 
 
      Men's version:
 
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      Man2:    Haircut?
      Man1:    Yeah.