Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 10:45:16 -0400 (EDT)
From: Jodo Shinshu
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Face Lift

Date: Tue, 23 Sep 1997 15:00:08 -0400
From: Philippe Reid
> From:	Maynard, Stephane 
> De: Bourcier, Jean
 
 
 A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000
 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a
 newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk,
 "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
 
 "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling
 really happy.
 
 After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker
 the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29...?"
 
 "I am actually 47!" This makes him feel really good.
 
 While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
 
 She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I
 was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand
 down your pants and play with your balls for a few minutes I will be
 able to tell your exact age."
 
 As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her
 slip her hand down his pants. A few minutes later the old lady says,
 "OK, it's done. You are 47."
 
 Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant!  How did you do that?"
 
 The old lady replies, "I was behind you at the McDonalds."