Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999 15:36:45 -0400 (EDT)
From: William Bligh
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Adam

Date: Tue, 13 May 1997 09:12:41 -0400 (EDT)
From: Philippe Reid
From:  yigal


After a few days, the Lord called Adam to him, and said, "It is time for
you and Eve to begin the process of populating the Earth, so I want you to
start by kissing Eve."  Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what's a 'kiss'?" 
So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam then took Eve by the
hand, behind a nearby bush.  A few minutes later, Adam emerged, and said,
"Lord, that was enjoyable." 

And the Lord replied, "Yes, Adam, I thought you'd enjoy that, and now I'd
like you to caress Eve."  And Adam said, "Lord, what's a 'caress'?" So the
Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam went again behind the bush
with Eve.  Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said,
"Lord, that was even better than the kiss."

And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam, and now I want you to make
love to Eve."  And Adam said, "Lord, what's 'making love'?"  So the Lord
again gave Adam directions, and Adam went to Eve, behind the bush.  But
this time he reappeared in two seconds... and said, "Lord, what's a
'headache'?"