Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999 20:15:03 -0500 (EST)
From: Uzeb
Subject: BLAGUES-L: 1 Jan 2000

Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 08:38:24 +0000
Subject: JOTD Jan 11 Bonus
JOKE OF THE DAY: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Heights/5422/


January 1, 2000  

Dear Valued Employee:
       Re:  Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over 
the past 100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are 
granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.  
One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please 
either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay 
cheque will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all 
pay and interest for the past 1,200 months. Sincerely,  

Automated Payroll Processing