Date: Wed, 9 Dec 1998 20:18:38 -0500 (EST)
From: Kentucky Fried Children
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Death in Kremlin

Date: Wed, 09 Dec 1998 17:20:10 +0200
From: Venko

Yeltsin is resting in his favorite coffin, then suddenly Death comes (scythe, cowl and so on).

Death: Mr. President, Borya, sorry, but you have to...

Yeltsin (absently) : Go away, you're fired!