Date: Sun, 19 Jan 1997 23:02:17 -0500 () From: 1037 Subscribers! Subject: BLAGUES-L: In the convent Date: Mon, 30 Sep 1996 19:01:43 -0400 (EDT) From: Philippe Reid The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with the children and asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. A 12 year old said "I want to be a prostitute." The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot, when she came round, she asked the girl "What did you say?" The young girl shrugged "I want to be a prostitute." "A prostitute! Oh Praise sweet Jesus! I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."